Help Me Find My Perfect Mate? I Know Just What He Looks Like. He’s 99 Years Old, Bad Legs, A Weak Heart?

and an extremely healthy stock portfolio.
Does anyone know where this guy is?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xX-Ule22…
Sensible answers only please!

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9 Responses to “Help Me Find My Perfect Mate? I Know Just What He Looks Like. He’s 99 Years Old, Bad Legs, A Weak Heart?”

  1. Big Bad BOB MacBob - SUPERBOB on March 11th, 2010 at 8:38 am

    Just to let you know I’m actually 38, legs to die for and the heart of a lion!
    p.s. I’m skint!

  2. But in all seriousness, I think you should find a woman with those qualities. Then you could take a stand for homosexual relationships, large-age-difference marriages, and pity for the disabled. And of course compassion for the poor. Hell, you can’t just give, give, give and not expect anything in return, can you?

  3. I’m sorry dear, I can’t think of anyone I can send your way, however… if you’re looking for a “good time” call my ol’ man. He don’t got no money and he’s as healthy as an ox. Slightly balding, but that could be my fault…

  4. You had me until I read “healthy stock portfolio”….damn, back to the drawing board.

  5. I am right here sweetie. I believe we can make an accord.

  6. found one, and he’s in the hospital now…. :’(

  7. if i find a man like that! hes all Mine!!!

  8. This question sounds familiar… Aunt Linda, is that you?

  9. I suggest you take up bridge and casino gaming, Eartha. And show some cleavage for goodness sakes!

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